Unix Jokes

MERRY CHRISTMAS
    better !pout !cry
    better watchout
    lpr why
    santa claus < north pole > town

    cat /etc/passwd > list
    ncheck list
    ncheck list
    cat list | grep naughty > nogiftlist
    cat list | grep nice > giftlist
    santa claus < north pole > town

    who | grep sleeping
    who | grep awake
    who | grep bad || good
    for (goodness sake) {
                         be good
                        }

Darren Provine Last update: Tuesday, 23 October 2001, 15:27:23 EDT